delicious hors d'hoevre

english muffin pizzas

jar full of weird shit

"There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends."

---Mark Twain

when was the last time ya had one of these? keebler called them sweetspots. i have a collection of the cardboard sleeves they came in. i've kept them for well over 15 years in a glass bear-shaped jar that used to contain Skippy peanut butter.

other contents of the jar include:

1 key-chain sized Clue board game

1 bend-ee frankenstein monster figure

20+ beer bottle caps from various beer companies

4 gross feathers from my old bird PJ

1 stegasaurus

1 bottle cap for Elliott's Amazing All Natural juice with Mark Twain quote on the underside

1 snapple bottle cap (before factoids)

2 rubberbands

2 tiny perforated coupons with  movie posters on them (from junk mail we used to always get)

 - Grease

 - The Hunt for Red October

 - ALIENS 

1 wooden peg thing

1 seashell

1 gold rcok

4 buttons

1 bottle cap for lemon lime soda

1 yellow (!) feather

1 plastic cage with bloody eyeball on it (MAD MAX?)

3 paper clip chains

1 Half Dollar

2 perforated junk mail coupon things for albums

 - U2 "Rattle and Hum" 

 - Sting "Nothing like the Sun"

1 acorn

5 shale rocks (thought these were dino bones)

3 fortune cookie sized papers with my address on it

1 large chrome thing

1 crow feather

1 chocolate soda bottle cap

1 weird smooth rock that looks like it was painted with bubbles

1 poland spring bottle cap

1 small piece of concrete from sidewalk

2 soda/beer can tabs

1 weird seed pod that reminds me of Critters the movie or something like that

I wonder what the common factor between these things is? was it my tactile phase? have i ever grown out of this phase really? maybe i should start new jars? 

Roy Rogers

something that will always stick with me (literally).

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rsm
http://rsteviemoore.com

http://youtube.com/user/autosam

marty

http://myspace.com/beautyfeast

r. stevie lends himself incredibly well to vhs tape quality so if you're interested in vhs aesthetic

choose from his dozens of tapes/dvds(you can choose format) and receive a beautiful feast for your eyes (a BEAUTY FEAST--marty's newest band).

when i got my package in the mail (rsm tape 7 and his double album NEXT) it came with a personalized note, hand-labeled everything, and half an empty Lorna Doone box. this man is the most amazing artist alive today! support him now. you must!

catch r stevie's shows at the cake shop (every tuesday this may).

sappy

i'm sorry i've started this out to be a really sappy over-enthused, loving-life-type thing. if it's too much maybe you should try:

elysecarroll.blogspot.com

or

rsteviemoore.com

know what is also good?

a page from a King-Cat comic (now on sale at Strand)

keeping a journal! it's weird how ideas, dreams, and memories sneak their way into your conscious mind, isn't it? well write em down! that's what they want you to do! draw a little picture for each thing so as to make referring back to it easier and more fun. great examples of this are in James Kochalka's "American Elf Vol. 1 & 2" as well as in John Porcellino's "King-Cat Comix." Both are available in a store near you and are begging to inspire you to follow suit!  and plus, when you get famous, or just old/senile, it will be there to humble and enlighten you. it is not hard, once you start you cannot stop.

Jared is a blogger today

i can't tell you why i've done this. maybe to tell you (if there is one of you) all of the great stuff i have discovered in this crazy world!

 like Goddess salad dressing